|Cousin of my pests|
We exchange bug stories and theorize about their sources and exterminations. One of the more colorful patients decided to show off in front of a group of nursing students who had just arrived for clinical. I was showing the students around the unit when this patient told them what she thought about me. "This one is such a whore, if she can't find a man, she lets those hairy caterpillars climb up her vagina." The students turned red, but I laughed.
"That great!" I told the patient. "I'm writing that one down."