Friday, August 8, 2014
Paging a Nurse
Someone activated the overhead page system, apparently unknowingly. For twenty minutes, the entire hospital was treated to a conversation of three women. I thoroughly enjoyed the broadcast, as well as the snickering of everyone passing through my area as we exchanged nods and finger pointing at the speakers on the ceiling.
The highlight was discussion of Nurse Fortune. "She thinks she is so great. I hate her." "I would never work with her." "Did anyone ever find out the father of her last baby? Why is she keeping it such a secret?"
Nurse Fortune was absent that day. She works approximately half of her assigned shifts. She will have to rely on the gossip concerning what was actually said.