Wednesday, August 26, 2015
A Little Pumpkin in October
The Dear Girlfriend is due in October. It's a girl! This deluded woman has boards of Louis Vuitton shoes she'll never be able to buy on his salary and boards about her dream wedding- a destination wedding on a beach- just in case he decides to marry her.
On evenings when he was with me, she would post:
"My love is working overtime to provide for our future together. Miss you XOXO"
I did not know this at the time.
The baby registry has her name- but not his, even though the pictures show both of them shopping at Babies R Us.
This hospital loves to spread rumors, so I asked a few key people if they knew who was coordinating his baby shower because I would love to attend.
I was near him in a hallway when someone congratulated him. His eyes widened and he stumbled for a voice. "That's what I hear," he finally said.
Own up to it. He's been living with her for a few years and she is very much in love with him, based on their Instagram snapshots. Be a man and acknowledge the family of your creation.