banned from the wards, I visited her temporary ward of the day, deeming it friendly to me. She was highly stressed. The phone rang. Nobody was answering it, so I did. It was the nurse who wrote up my fake twin, demanding to speak to her, and demanding to know why I was on that ward.
"Nobody is here, the phone was ringing, ringing, so I picked it up," I answered.
"Put Nurse S on the phone!" she hissed.
There is no reason why my fake twin needs to speak to this brat, except to be harassed further.
"Nobody is around," I answered.
"So go find her!" was the command.
"I can't go and find her because I don't see anybody. I don't even know if she is here," I answered, smiling to myself. "Is there something I can help you with?"
"Yes, you can help me by putting Nurse S on the phone!" she snapped.
"I've already explained that she is not here, and if you can't tell me what you need with this ward, I'll be hanging up now," I said.
She slammed down the phone.
It felt so good to give it back to someone who has made my worklife miserable over the years. I didn't even do anything to her. I simply blocked her attempt at harassing another nurse.