Idiot: Good morning, Enid. This is Maria.
Me: Good afternoon, Maria.
Idiot: Maria. I said my name. You don’t listen.
Me: What can I do for you, Maria?
Idiot: Yes. We have a new admission. Her name is S – M – I -
Me: Maria, I coordinated and brought that new admission to you earlier.
Idiot: Oh, that was you?
Me: That was me.
Idiot: I don’t know how you say this, but she needs an eye doctor.
Idiot: Eye doctor. I said the patient needs an eye doctor.